Today was the day! The day I decided to run 6.6 miles. It’s something that’s never been done by this body! But I knew it wasn’t happening without a fight!
Brain: We got this!
Body: Oh ya we totally got this!
Brain: Piece of cake!
Body: Well that’s easy for you to say all you have to do is sit up there and tell me what to do.
Brain: Oh here we go! You’ve only run three miles and you’re already starting to whine.
Body: Why do we have to run 6.6 why can’t we just do the usual 3.6.
Brain: Because I’m the boss of you. Now shit the hell up and keep running. If you can give birth twice you can do THIS!
Body: You suck and I hate you.
Brain: I hate you more.
Mile 5.5
Brian: Are you ever going to talk to me again.
Body: Shit the hell up I’m almost done and I don’t have the energy to fight with you.
Brain: FINE! I’ll just listen to MEAN and think about you.
Mile 6.6
Body: I still hate you!
Brain: That’s fine but I LOVE YOU because WE did it!!!!!